// creates a data object to contain quotes and their sources
function quote(quote, source) {
this.quote = quote;
this.source = source;
}
var quotes = new Array(new quote("There are only two times when a woman admits she's wrong: when she wants something and when it snows at midsummer.", "“A Crown of Swords” by Robert Jordan"));
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("…every last [woman has] secret places in her heart, sometimes shared with another woman but never with a man.", "“A Crown of Swords” by Robert Jordan");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("…women all have a violent streak, not just some of them.", "“A Crown of Swords” by Robert Jordan");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The mind is stranger than it can imagine.", "“DeathKiller” by Spider Robinson");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Nothing retains its own form; but Nature, the great renewer, ever makes up forms from forms. Be sure there's nothing perishes in the whole universe; it does but vary and renew its form.", "“Metamorphosis” by Ovid");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Indubitably, Magick is one of the subtlest and most difficult of the sciences and arts. There is more opportunity for errors of comprehension, judgment, and practice than in any other branch of physics.", "Aleister Crowley");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Women need to cry.", "a fact");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("What I hear, I forget. What I see, I remember. And what I do, I understand.", "a Chinese proverb");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The gods only laugh when men pray to them for wealth.", "a Japanese proverb");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Men teach cats curiosity, but cats keep sense for themselves.", "a saying");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Take what you want and pay for it.", "a saying");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The birds sing not because they have an answer. They sing because they have a song.", "a saying");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("I say that details do not matter, only the essence of stories.", "Alik, “Ashes of the Sun” by Hanovi Braddock");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Two Women Under One Roof", "ancient Chinese ideogram for 'trouble'");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Nakedness is often seen, but never looked at.", "ancient precept");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Write the bad things that are done to you in sand, but write the good things that happen to you on a piece of marble.", "an Arabic proverb");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear, nor are they one thing among [one people] and [another people] and another thing among [any other people]. It is a man's part to discern them, as much [here] as it is in his own house.", "Aragorn son of Arathorn II, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("There are some things it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark.", "Aragorn son of Arathorn II, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("With hope or without hope we will follow the trail of our enemies. And woe to them if we prove the swifter.", "Aragorn son of Arathorn II, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The viewpoint of a historian is that of a surveyor on a hillside, overlooking a river. He can see the flow of the river and has no doubt how it runs and why. The participants in history view that river as would a fish, unsure where it is taking them.", "Arkol, Argivian Scholar, “The Gathering Dark” by Jeff Grubb");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Wit is educated insolence.", "Aristotle");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.", "Arthur C. Clark");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.", "Benjamin Disraeli, “The Theft of Bayende, Heart and Soul” by Billie Sue Mosiman");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybod", "Bill Cosby");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("If a little bit of it is fun, think how much fun a whole lot more of it will be!", "Bluey, a dragon from the comic strip “Dragon Tails”");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Learn to ride the damn horse or kill yourself in the attempt.", "Bluey, a dragon from the comic strip “Dragon Tails”");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Luck is the residue of design.", "Branch Rickey");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.", "Cheops' Law");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst.", "Colonel Dubois, “Starship Troopers” by Robert A Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("These are some good teeth.", "Crispin Boyer, in regards to some crazy fake teeth he bought on vacation. He uses them to bite into corn and eat mashed potatoes.");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Who makes this goofy crap and thinks it's good?", "Crispin Boyer, when he's playing a particularly frustrating and bad game for review");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Let's play hide the bottle.", "Dan Hsu at a party he threw");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("I act. I lie. I pretend. I change my seeming in the blink of an eye. So what lies beneath? What is the true nature that I guard by my dissembling? I am an actor. A liar. A pretender. My single nature is that I have no single nature", "Daisilodavi, “Heart of Shanodin” by Bruce Holland Rogers");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("A small flask of the old sauce, Liquid Courage! A magickal elixir to power one's spirit in the face of adversity!", "description of an item carried by Edward Roivas in the game “Eternal Darkness” by Nintendo");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("For hatred does not cease by hatred at any time: hatred ceases by love, this is an old rule.", "Dhammapada 1:5");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("…you can't go through life being afraid of what you are. If you do that, sooner or later somebody'll come along who'll misunderstand, and you'll have to do something to show him that it's not him that you're afraid of. When it goes that far, it's usually much worse for you - and for him, too. It's always best in the long run to be what you are. It isn't proper to behave as if you were more, but it isn't good to behave as if you were less, either.", "Durnik, “Castle of Wizardry” by David Eddings");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Talent does what it can, genius does what it must.", "Edward George Bulwer-Lytton");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart.", "Eskimo Proverb");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("A man's pride is a fragile thing and it's all the armor he has; they are far more vulnerable than [women] are.", "Eunice, “I Will Fear No Evil” by Robert A. Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("If [a woman tells] a man he's eight feet tall often enough, with [her] eyes wide and a throb in [her] voice, he'll start stooping to go through seven foot doors.", "Eunice, “I Will Fear No Evil” by Robert A. Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("…it seems less evil to council another man to break troth than to do so oneself, especially if one sees a friend bound unwittingly to his own harm.", "Faramir son of Denethor, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("…the praise of the praiseworthy is above all rewards.", "Faramir son of Denethor, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Númenor; and I would have her loved for her memory, her ancestry, her beauty, and her present wisdom. Not feared, save as men fear the dignity of a man, old and wise.", "Faramir son of Denethor, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting ’Gotcha.‘ It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it.” “Why not?” “Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end.", "Ford Prefect to Arthur Dent, “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe” by Douglas McAdams");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("If there is only one way, then I must take it. What comes after must come.", "Frodo son of Drogo, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.", "Gandalf the Grey, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("However it may prove, one must tread the path that need chooses!", "Gandalf the Grey, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("It is wisdom to recognize necessity, when all other courses have been weighed, though as folly it may appear to those who cling to false hope.", "Gandalf the Grey, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.", "Gandalf the Grey, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("…the burned hand teaches best. After that advice about fire goes to heart.", "Gandalf the White, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Yet in two ways may a man come with evil tidings. He may be a worker of evil; or he may be such as leaves well alone, and comes only to bring aid in times of need.", "Gandalf the White, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Between ego and entropy, there is no need for a devil.", "Gaskin, a preacher");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("…an act is not, as young men think, like a rock that one picks up and throws, and it hits or misses and that's the end of it. When that rock is lifted the earth is lighter, and the hand that bears it heavier. When it is thrown the circuits of the stars respond, and where it strikes or falls the universe is changed. On every act the balance of the whole depends. The winds and seas, the powers of water and earth and light, all that these do and all that beasts and green things do, is well done, and rightly done. All these act within the Equilibrium. From the hurricane and the great whale's sounding to the fall of a dry leaf and the gnat's flight, all they do is done within the balance of the whole. But we, in so far as we have power over the world and over one another, we must learn to do what the leaf and the whale and the wind do of their own nature. We must learn to keep the balance. having intelligence, we must not act with ignorance. Having choice, we must not act without responsibility. Who am I - though I have the power to do it - to punish and reward, playing with men's destinies?", "Ged, Archmage of Earthsea, “The Farthest Shore” by Ursula LeGuin");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("A living body suffers pain; a living body grows old; it dies. Death is the price we pay for our life, for all life.", "Ged, Archmage of Earthsea, “The Farthest Shore” by Ursula LeGuin");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("But it is not only there, not only in death, that men take their names. Those who can be most hurt, the most vulnerable; those who have given love and do not take it back: they speak each others names. The faith-hearted, the givers of life...", "Ged, Archmage of Earthsea, “The Farthest Shore” by Ursula LeGuin");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Look at this land, look about you. This is your kingdom, the kingdom of life. This is your immortality. Look at the hills, the mortal hills. They do not endure forever. The hills with the living grass on them, and the streams of water running… In all the world, in all worlds, in all the immensity of time, there is no other like each of those streams, rising cold out of the earth where no eye sees it, running through the sunlight and the darkness to the sea. Deep are the springs of being, deeper than life, deeper than death…", "Ged, Archmage of Earthsea, “The Farthest Shore” by Ursula LeGuin");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("When I was young I had to choose between the life of being and the life of doing. And I leapt to it later like a trout to a fly. But each deed you do, each act, binds you to itself and to its consequences, and makes you act again and yet again. Then very seldom do you come upon a space, a time like this, between act and act, when you may stop and simply be. Or wonder who, after all, you are.", "Ged, Archmage of Earthsea, “The Farthest Shore” by Ursula LeGuin");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("You fear them because you fear death, and rightly: for death is terrible, and must be feared. And life is also a terrible thing, and must be feared, and praised.", "Ged, Archmage of Earthsea, “The Farthest Shore” by Ursula LeGuin");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe.", "George Bernard Shaw");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("…advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.", "Gildor, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would not have come, had I known the danger of light and joy. Now I have taken my worst wound in this parting, even if I were to go this night straight to the Dark Lord.", "Gimli son of Gloin, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("We apologize for the inconvenience.", "God's Final Message to His Creation");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Life lost some of its beauty when truth drugs replaced thumb screws and hot irons.", "Gwen Novak, “The Cat Who Walks Through Walls” by Robert A. Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.", "H. H. Munro");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.", "Heinrich Heine");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("To God all things are fair and good and right, but men hold some things wrong and some right.", "Heraclitus");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Pay cash or do without. Interest charges not only eat up a household budget; awareness of debt eats up domestic felicity.” “Budget the luxuries first.” “See to it that she has her own desk - then keep your hands off it.” “In a family argument, if it turns out you are right - apologize at once!", "ingredients for a happy marriage");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("When it comes to a choice between kindness and honesty, my vote is for kindness, every time - giving or receiving.", "Ira Johnson");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("As thou must learn, so must thou release thy will. The head and the heart that are overfull with willfulness can have no room for learning.", "Istani Ayesh ni Hata Kan, “Ashes of the Sun” by Hanovi Braddock");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("I have never died yet.", "Istani Ayesh ni Hata Kan, “Ashes of the Sun” by Hanovi Braddock");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("You sometimes have to destroy in order to create anew. Remember that, child. Above all else.", "Ith, “The Gathering Dark” by Jeff Grubb");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Boats and ships are female because they are beautiful, lovable, expensive - and unpredictable.", "Jake, ”I Will Fear No Evil“ by Robert A. Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("I need me a woman for the summer.", "Jason Hinman, freelance art director in regards to the nice weather, and how he'd like a fine young lady to enjoy it with.");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Waiting is, until fullness.", "Jill, “Stranger in a Strange Land” by Robert A. Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("It just feels right.", "Jodah, “The Gathering Dark” by Jeff Grubb");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("We owe them what we ourselves would expect if we were in their position.", "Jodah, “The Gathering Dark” by Jeff Grubb");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("‘Love’ is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.", "Jubal Harshaw, “Stranger in a Strange Land” by Robert A. Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The placing of duty above beauty, of morality above happiness; but only so we can cease to be beasts and begin to be Gods.", "Kant, German Philosopher");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("In the name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful… whoso saveth the life of one, it shall be as if he had saveth the life of all mankind.", "Koran, 5:32");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("A man who can cook can support himself anywhere.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("A young person sees the world as a still picture, immutable. An old person has had his nose rubbed in changes and more changes and still more changes so many times that he knows it is a moving picture, forever changing. He may not like it but he knows it's so, and knowing is the first step in coping with it.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("All men are created unequal.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("All societies are based on rules to protect pregnant women and young children. All else is surplusage, excrescence, adornment, luxury, or folly which can - and must - be dumped in emergency to preserve this prime function. As racial survival is the only morality, no other basic is possible. Attempts to formulate a ‘perfect society’ on any foundation other than ‘Women and children first!’ is not only witless, it is automatically genocidal. Nevertheless, starry-eyed idealists (all of them male) have tried endlessly - and no doubt will keep on trying.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Autocracy is based on the assumption that one man is wiser than a million men. let's play that over again, too. Who decides?", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Babies and young children live in the present, the 'now'. Mature adults tend to live in the future. Only the senile live in the past.", "Lazrous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil. If tempted to do something ‘altruistic’, examine your motives and root out that self-deception. Then, if you still want to do it, wallow in it!", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Companionship, partnership, mutual reassurance, someone to laugh with and grieve with, loyalty that accepts foibles, someone to touch, someone to hold your hand - these things are “marriage”, and sex is but the icing on the cake. Oh, that icing can be wonderfully tasty - but it is not the cake. A marriage can lose that tasty “icing” and still go on and on and on, giving deep happiness to those who share it.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are wiser than one man. How's that again? I missed something.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Do not confuse ‘duty’ with what other people expect of you; they are utterly different. Duty is a debt you owe to yourself to fulfill obligations you have assumed voluntarily. Paying that debt can entail anything from years of patient work to instant willingness to die. Difficult it may be, but the reward is self respect. But there is no reward at all for doing what other people expect of you, and to do so is not merely difficult, but impossible. It is easier to deal with a foot pad than a leech who wants ‘just a few minutes of your time please - this won't take long’. Time is your total capital, and the minutes of your life are painfully few. If you allow yourself to fall into the vice of agreeing to such requests, they quickly snowball to the point where these parasites will eat up 100 percent of your time - and squawk for more! So learn to say no - and to be rude when necessary. Otherwise you will not have time to carry out your own duty or to do your own work, and certainly no time for love and happiness. The termites will nibble away your life and leave none of it for you. (This rule does not mean that you must not do a favor for a friend or even a stranger. But let the choice be yours. Don't do it because it is expected of you.)", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Do you think Solomon serviced all his thousand wives? If so, what sort of job did he do on the last one? - poor girl!", "Lazarus Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("I have no beliefs. Belief gets in the way of learning.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("It's amazing how much ‘mature wisdom’ resembles being too tired.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient and free of any possibility of wrongdoing - and you don't have to go home in the cold. But it's lonely.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Men are more sentimental than women. It clouds their thinking.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Men rarely, if ever, dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Money is the sincerest form of flattery. Women love to be flattered. So do men.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Progress doesn't come from early risers - progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Rub her feet.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Sex should be friendly Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other sins are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful - just stupid.)", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Supreme happiness lies in wanting to keep another person safe and warm and happy, and being privileged to try.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The All Powerful in His Majestic Wisdom - whatever that means - made it possible for humans to die peacefully. That being so, unless one is forced to, it is silly to do it the hard way.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The two highest achievements of the human mind are the twin concepts of ‘loyalty’ and ‘duty’. Whenever these twin concepts fall into disrepute - get out of there fast! You may possibly save yourself, but it is too late to save that society. It is doomed.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The ways of god and government and girls are all mysterious, and it is not given to mortal man to understand them.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("There's no virtue in being old, it just takes a long time.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("There is never anything to feel sorry about with love. Never. Would you rather not love? Or never had learned love through loving?", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("There is only one dangerous animal, yet at times you're forced to pretend he's as sweet and innocent as a cobra.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Those who refuse to support and defend a state have no right to protection by that state. Killing an anarchist or a pacifist should not be defined as ‘murder’ in a legalistic sense. The offense against the state, if any, should be ‘Using deadly weapons inside city limits,’ or ‘Creating a traffic hazard,’ or ‘Endangering bystanders,’ or other misdemeanor.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long before he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money - but long on hugs.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Very little thinking was ever done in English; it is not a language suited to logical thought. Instead, it's an emotive lingo beautifully adapted to concealing fallacies. A rationalizing language, not a rational one.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime. For a first offense, that is.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("When faced with a choice of evils, accept the least hazardous and cope with it, unblinkingly.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Whenever women have insisted on absolute equality with men, they have invariably ended up on the dirty end of the stick. What they are and what they can do makes them superior to men, and their proper tactic is to demand special privileges, all the traffic will bear. They should never settle for mere equality. For women, ‘equality’ is a disaster.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("You live and learn. Or you don't live long.", "Lazarous Long");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The passing seasons are but ripples repeated in the long long stream.", "Legolas, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Chance favors the prepared mind.", "Louis Pasteur");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("For behold, the kingdom of God is within you.", "Luke, 17:21");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("God is the weakness inside that makes you great,” said Madness. “God is the love that wounds. God is the fear that comforts that which it destroys, and torments that which it creates.” “God is born in the hearts of those who need it. Only a sinner has enough imagination to experience God.", "Madness to Loneliness, “The Eyes of Light and Darkness” by Ivan Cat");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("There is no sin in giving aid to the weak and helpless. Consideration for the unfortunate is a paramount responsibility of all decent men, and no force in the world can corrupt the pure spirit.", "Mandorallen, the bastard of Vo Mimbre, “Castle of Wizardry” by David Eddings");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("In waking a tiger, use a long stick.", "Mao Tse-Tung");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Everything you know is wrong", "“Marble Madness”");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("When in doubt, tell the truth.", "Mark Twain");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Like birds in autumn, the wounded heart knows where it must fly.", "Master Hata, “Ashes of the Sun” by Hanovi Braddock");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("…in battle there is only winning and losing. Rules against hurting are for games.", "Melaine, “The Fires of Heaven” by Robert Jordan");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("It all depends on what you want. You can trust us to stick to you through thick and thin - to the bitter end. And you can trust us to keep any secret of yours - closer than you keep it yourself. But you cannot trust us to let you face trouble alone, and go off without a word. We are your friends.", "Meriadoc Brandybuck, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("…a ‘funny’ thing is a thing of goodness. It isn't. Not ever is it funny to the person it happens to. The goodness is in the laughing. I grok it is a bravery… and a sharing… against pain and sorrow and defeat.", "Michael Valentine Smith, “Stranger in a Strange Land” by Robert A. Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Goodness is not enough, goodness is never enough.", "Michael Valentine Smith, “Stranger in a Strange Land” by Robert A. Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Thou art God and I am God and all that groks is God, and I am all that I have ever been or seen or felt or experienced.", "Michael Valentine Smith, “Stranger in a Strange Land” by Robert A. Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("There are only two forces in the world, the sword and the spirit. In the long run the sword will always be conquered by the spirit.", "Napoleon Bonapart");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron. Or else he's the dumbest designer that ever lived.", "Norman Kent, “DeathKiller” by Spider Robinson");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Sooner started, sooner done.", "Olf, “Ashes of the Sun” by Hanovi Braddock");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.", "Oscar Wilde");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Men care very much how women look. So [women] try to be beautiful and that is a goodness. [Women] care what a man is. It can be something as silly as: Is he wealthy? Or it can be: Will he take care of my children and be good to them? Or, sometimes, it can be: Is he good? But the beauty [women] see in [men] is not the beauty [men] see in [women].", "Patty, “Stranger in a Strange Land” by Robert A. Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("I offer you an insight: a [being] is often hurt by fighting.", "Phyrrax, “Ashes of the Sun” by Hanovi Braddock");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("But since you rejected me when I called and no one gave heed when I stretched out my hand, since you ignored all my advice and would not accept my rebuke, I in turn will laugh at your disaster; I will mock you when calamity overtakes you- when callamity overtakes you like a storm, when disaster overtakes you like a whirlwind, when distress and trouble overwhelm you.", "Proverbs 1:24-27");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("A woman is like a wildfire. Nobody knows how it got started, and sometimes even an army of men can't put it out.", "Quincy Tinkle, from the online comic strip “WIGU”");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("[Love] can mean, ‘I will meet your price for sex,’ or ‘I am fond of you,’ or ‘Your happiness is essential to my own,’ or ‘I claim ownership of you,’ or ‘I feel that I am or could be your other half.’", "Rachel, “DeathKiller” by Spider Robinson");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("He who overcomes will be dressed in white, and I will not take his name from the book of life, and I will give witness to his name before my Father, and his angels.", "Revelations 3:5");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The universe I exist in cannot exist without me in it. So it's silly to talk about when I became self-aware; time started when I did, it stops when I do.", "Richard Ames, “The Cat Who Walks Through Walls” by Robert A. Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Women and cats do what they do; there is nothing a man can do about it.", "Richard Ames, “The Cat Who Walks Through Walls” by Robert A. Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Women seem to have an almost unlimited capacity for forgiveness. Since it is usually a man who needs forgiveness, this must be a racial survival trait.", "Richard Ames, “The Cat Who Walks Through Walls” by Robert A. Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("…everything of any importance is founded on mathematics.", "Rico, “Starship Troopers” by Robert A Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("…when you come right to it, it's a lot easier to die than it is to use your head.", "Rico, “Starship Troopers” by Robert A Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Happiness consists of getting enough sleep. Just that, nothing else. All the unhappy wealthy people you've ever met take sleeping pills…", "Rico, “Starship Troopers” by Robert A Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("If a man gets lost in the mountains, hundreds will search and often two or three searchers are killed. But the next time somebody gets lost just as many volunteers turn out.” “Poor arithmetic… but very human. It runs through all our folklore, all human religions, all our literature - a racial conviction that when one human needs rescue, others should not count the price.", "Rico, “Starship Troopers” by Robert A Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("‘Peace’ is a condition in which no civilian pays any attention to military casualties which do not achieve page one, lead story prominence - unless that civilian is a close relative of one of the causalities.", "Rico, “Starship Troopers” by Robert A Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("What has been done, has been done and cannot be undone.", "Ruth to Jaxom, “All the Weyrs of Pern” by Anne McCaffrey");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("You have acted with honor. Others did not. Can you do more than act with honor?", "Ruth to Jaxom, “All the Weyrs of Pern” by Anne McCaffrey");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Dear Lord, give me chastity and self-restraint… but not yet, O Lord, not yet!", "Saint Augustine");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("These people claimed they had once hung out with God; they'd seen him nailed up, watched him die, three days later the cat showed up for lunch so they knew he was God - or if he wasn't, anyway he'd been there, he knew all the answers to all the great mysteries - and they'd had him around for thirty days, and nobody thought to ask ‘What was it like being dead?’ or if they did the answer wasn't worth writing down. How does a story like that last two millennia?", "Sam, “DeathKiller” by Spider Robinson");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("I don't know about perilous. It strikes me that folk take their peril with them… and find it there because they've brought it. You could dash yourself to pieces… like a ship on a rock; or drowned yourself, like a [man] in a river. But neither rock nor river would be to blame.", "Samwise Gamgee, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("White! It serves as a beginning. White cloth may be dyed. The white page can be overwritten; and the white light can be broken.", "Saruman, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men.", "Sergeant Zim, “Starship Troopers” by Robert A Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("War is not violence and killing, pure and simple; war is controlled violence, for a purpose. The purpose of war is to support your government's decisions by force.", "Sergeant Zim, “Starship Troopers” by Robert A Heinlein");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Sloppy work tends to be habit forming", "Silk, “Castle of Wizardry” by David Eddings");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Never admit [that you don't know]. Act as if you know - even if you don't.", "Silk in regards to methods of leadership, “Castle of Wizardry” by David Eddings");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Virtue does not come from money, but rather from virtue comes money, and all other things good to man.", "Socrates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("God has made different religions to suit different aspirants, times, and countries. All doctrines are only so many paths; but a path is by no means God Himself. Indeed, one can reach God if one follows any of the paths with whole hearted devotion…", "Sri Ramakrishna");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("I can't talk to you, you look at a coin and all you see is heads.", "The iaiN");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("I face reality all the time, it just looks away.", "The iaiN");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Do it first, do it fast, do it dirtiest.", "the only rule to unarmed combat");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Pillage, then burn.","Rule 1, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.","Rule 2, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.","Rule 3, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.","Rule 4, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.","Rule 5, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.","Rule 6, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.","Rule 8, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Never turn your back on an enemy.","Rule 9, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Sometimes the only way out is through… through the hull.","Rule 10, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Everything is air-droppable at least once.","Rule 11, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.","Rule 12, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Do unto others.","Rule 13, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.","Rule 16, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.","Rule 21, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.","Rule 27, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.","Rule 29, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.","Rule 30, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Only cheaters prosper.","Rule 31, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.","Rule 34, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.","Rule 35, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.","Rule 36, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'","Rule 37, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients.","Rule 38, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("A name is a rose and it only smells as sweet as you are.", "The Tick, from the animated series “The Tick”");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Villains always have antidotes. They're funny that way.", "the Tick, from the animated series “The Tick”");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("oft evil will shall evil mar", "Thèoden son of Thengel, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("…it is easier to shout stop! than to do it!", "Treebeard, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("I am not going to do anything with you; not if you mean by that ‘do something to you’ without your leave. We might do some things together.", "Treebeard, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("When wars are dehumanized both victory and defeat become miserable and God no longer lends a helping hand.", "Treize, from the animated series “Gundam Wing”");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The church is near - but the roads are icy. The tavern is far - but I will walk carefully.", "Ukranian Proverb");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Never pick up a stray kitten… unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.", "Uncle Joch");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream, and shout.", "unknown");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("A past that can't be forgotten and can't be buried. A past that can't even be shaken for just a little time. The sentiment deep inside each of their hearts is strong and equal, for beloved parents and for beloved daughter. Two men can only find the answer from behind their triggers. The moment the sentimental bullets flew towards each other the men stood silent, yet were weeping. The past enslaves.", "Vash the Stampede, from the animated series “TriGun”");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("There's something that cannot be expressed in words. Human emotion. Emotions of the heart can't just be tucked away in a closet. There's a way to know the emotions, look into the eyes. The girl lied to me and I believed her. The gentleman lied to me when I trusted him. But the moment I looked into his eyes the angel of destiny began to unravel the truth. Just look into their eyes. There is only one truth.", "Vash the Stampede, from the animated series “TriGun”");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Those who make mistakes blame themselves and close their hearts. It's impossible to fix the mistake, men can't return to the past. That's why they drink. Lushes… Drunks… Sliding alcohol down their throats to dilute the memories that can't be forgotten. Frank Marlin the gunsmith does nothing but drink and he questions the glass after it's empty. Am I wrong? Was I wrong?", "Vash the Stampede, from the animated series “TriGun”");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Whenever something is gained something is always lost. It's difficult to live after something like that. What is lost will never return. Important things. Irreplaceable things. But what is needed to keep those things is in the firm will packed into one bullet. Man knows, he knows that nothing will begin unless he speaks and that nothing will change unless he moves.", "Vash the Stampede, from the animated series “TriGun”");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("God created women to tame man.", "Voltaire");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The most important thing in life is not to capitalize on your gains. Any fool can do that. The really important thing is to profit from your losses. That requires intelligence; and it makes the difference between a man of sense and a fool.", "William Bolitho");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("The profession of magician, is one of the most perilous and arduous specializations of the imagination. On one hand there is the hostility of God and the police to be guarded against; on the other it is as difficult as music, as deep as poetry, as ingenious as stage craft, as nervous as the manufacture of high explosives, and as delicate as the trade in narcotics.", "William Bolitho");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting.", "Wonko the Sane, “So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish” by Douglas Adams");
quotes[quotes.length] = new quote("Pursuit of the truth requires more than imagination: it requires the generation and decisive elimination of alternative possibilities until, ideally, only one remains, and it requires a habitual readiness to attack one's own convictions. That is the only way real belief can be arrived at.", "Thomas Nagel, “The View From Nowhere”");
function makeQuote(i)
{
var made = "
“";
if(i < quotes.length)
{
made += quotes[i].quote + "” ";
made += "-" + quotes[i].source + "
";
return made;
}
else return "No quote for you!";
}
function randomQuote()
{
var z = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);
return makeQuote(z);
}
function listAllQuotes()
{
var allQuotes = "